Still, it’s less of a soda and more like the runoff of a broken slushie machine.
ICE doesn’t even give you that monstrous pleasure it’s worse than useless.Ī smidge of cherry flavor adds a bit of much-needed definition to ICE. You’re supposed to look at a Dew bottle and feel a twinge of regret every gulp as the brightly colored monstrosity before you diminishes in grandeur, leaving behind a plastic husk-the bullet casings of your health’s demise. Dew is supposed to be defiantly neon, every sip a rush of sugar bros yelling “ARE YOU TRIGGERED” at your tastebuds. Not only is it the most unoriginal and worst-tasting Dew, but the fact that they tried to Crystal Pepsi this is the most insulting thing of all. They added caffeine to deadstock Sierra Mist. Also, this list doesn’t include the Dew Energy drinks, because 1) energy drinks are a whole different thing from sodas and 2) in researching this piece, it’ll be amazing if I make it one second past age 37.) However, the below is still 100-percent correct given what’s included. So if you’re a Pitch Black II or Green Label stan looking for validation, I can’t give you that. (While this is a fairly comprehensive list, it is by no means complete, because there are some Dew flavors I simply never got around to. My blood will become dangerously acidic from drinking all this Dew, and since I’m not a xenomorph, my body will burn and crumble. I’ve put my health on the line to prove once and for all which Dews exemplify the best of us and are a blight on our existence. I informally shared the list with friends on social media, and I received a more enthusiastic response than to any serious music criticism I’ve written.
About a year ago, probably when I was blowing off a deadline, I decided to rank every Dew flavor. Persons sensitive to any of the identified allergens in the “CONTAINS” or “MAY CONTAINS” statement should avoid that product.But ultimately, some Dew flavors are better than others. There are no ingredients or ingredients derived from milk, eggs, fish, crustacean shellfish, tree nuts, peanuts or soy used in any of the products we are currently brewing.Īllergens listed in the “CONTAINS” statement refers to the allergen(s) in the product’s recipe and ingredient list, while the “MAY CONTAIN’ statement refers to any allergen(s) not in the product’s recipe but may be present despite all efforts to exclude the allergen. The following products contain the ingredient sensitivity Gluten: For any taproom exclusive, limited release styles, or outstanding allergen questions, please reach out using the Contact Us form. The information below represents nationally distributed products. Below you will find a list of Hard Mountain Dew products that contain one of the specified eight major food allergens (milk, egg, fish, crustacean shellfish, tree nuts, wheat, peanuts, and soy) or certain ingredient sensitivities (sulfites and gluten).
In addition to product labeling and packaging ingredient information, we are committed to transparency and communication with our drinkers. The safety of our products and consumers is our priority and as such, we carefully manage every ingredient we source and how we incorporate them in the highest quality beverages across our brands. All Hard Mountain Dew styles do contain gluten, however, given we’re brewed in a process like beer.Īs brewers and drinkers, we understand your concern about potential allergens in the beverages you consume. Hard Mountain Dew products do not contain ingredients or ingredients derived from milk, eggs, fish, crustacean shellfish, tree nuts, peanuts, or soy. We worry about those so you can worry about cracking open Hard Mountain Dews. We’re all fun and games, except when it comes to allergens.
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